Tag Archives: brick red

Ugly-Pants Alert! Lotus Poser

We get it. You do yoga. You’re so much better than we are.

Lotus Poser

Ugly-Pants Alert! Under the Rainbow

I didn’t know rainbows could shart.

Under the Rainbow

Wackfoot Indian

A little-known but very obnoxious tribe.

Wackfoot Indian

A Wild Hair up Her Ass

Actually, many.

Whatever look she’s going for, she’s our Specimen of the Week!

A Wild Hair up Her Ass

Bushy Babuskha

In Soviet Russia, fur traps you.

Bushy Babuskha

No Fucks Given

“What is she, fuzzbitch? With a bag like she traveled from Nofuckistan.”—Secondshade

This fuzzy fuckless fiasco is our Specimen of the Week!

No Fucks Given

Too Little, Too Late

She should have shot him that look of disgust before he left the hotel looking like this.

Too Little, Too Late

Ugly-Pants Alert! Blotchy Cheeks

An unsightly condition.

Thanks go to Annie B. for the photo.

Blotchy Cheeks