Tag Archives: black and tan

Riches to Rags

If you’re going to spend several thousand dollars for the privilege of wearing bits of dead animals, at least buy something that’s tasteful.

I’m not even getting into the immorality of buying fur; most of my readers know how I feel about it.

Riches to Rags

It Shouldn’t Happen to a Dog

Hungarian sheepdogs should not be turned into clothing.

With this shaggy-dog story, we open our Theme of the Week: Animal Print and Fur!

It Shouldn't Happen to a Dog

Ugly-Pants Alert! Not So Streetwise

We’re all happy that you do yoga and wear expensive boots. Now would you please get out of the street? I don’t want to have to hang around as an eyewitness to vehicular homicide.

Not So Streetwise

Ugly-Pants Alert! Across the Aisle

I want to punch 99% of the people I see at Whole Foods.

across_aisle

The Eighth Day of Fugmas: Auld Lang Sin

Happy New Year.

Auld Lang Sin