Me: Is that a cardinal? I don’t think it’s a cardinal, but it doesn’t match any other bird I can find. Maybe I’ll just say it’s a cardinal.
Secondshade: No, don’t say it’s a cardinal. Say it’s the IROC-Z28 Douchebird.
Me: Why?
Secondshade: Because it looks like a Firebird.
Ugly-Pants Alert! The IROC-Z28 Douchebird
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