Me: Is that a cardinal? I don’t think it’s a cardinal, but it doesn’t match any other bird I can find. Maybe I’ll just say it’s a cardinal.
Secondshade: No, don’t say it’s a cardinal. Say it’s the IROC-Z28 Douchebird.
Me: Why?
Secondshade: Because it looks like a Firebird.
I’d rather not.
I don’t know what the pattern is supposed to be, but to me it looks like a bunch of owl feathers.
They should be spayed and neutered for their own good. Note her cat ears.
If you’re in the subway and have your purse open like that, you deserved to be ripped off.
Yes, it does.
Everyone loses.
Then it must be an ass.
I don’t even know.
With this birdbrain, we let fly our Theme of the Week: Pictures and Illustrations!
