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Ugly-Pants Alert! Plagues of Egypt, Part II

We wish our Jewish readers a happy Passover. Don’t forget to vote in the poll in Part I, which was our Passover post two years ago.

Our regularly scheduled Theme resumes tomorrow.

Plagues of Egypt, Part II

Coat of Many Colors

Can we sell her to the Midianites?

Coat of Many Colors

Don’t Hate the Sinner, Hate the Sin

On second thought, hate both.

Stay tuned. Our Easter/Passover Weekend Extravaganza goes through tomorrow evening.

Don't Hate the Sinner, Hate the Sin

Ugly-Pants Alert! Boiling Over

And the LORD said unto Moses and unto Aaron, Take to you handfuls of ashes of the furnace, and let Moses sprinkle it toward the heaven in the sight of Pharaoh.

And it shall become small dust in all the land of Egypt, and shall be a boil breaking forth with blains upon man, and upon beast, throughout all the land of Egypt.

And they took ashes of the furnace, and stood before Pharaoh; and Moses sprinkled it up toward heaven; and it became a boil breaking forth with blains upon man, and upon beast.

Exodus 9:8–10

Happy Passover to our Jewish readers. Don’t forget to vote in last year’s Passover Poll!

Boiling Over

The Golden Calf

“I’m betting those Nikes are fake. Not even Nike would make something that gaudy.”—Secondshade

The Golden Calf

Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts the Ass in Blasphemy

And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon her horns ten crowns, and upon her heads the name of blasphemy.

—adapted from Revelation 13:1

She Puts the Ass in Blasphemy

Ugly-Pants Alert! What Fug Hath Joined Together, Let Not Man Put Asunder

The pattern itself is benign relative to the other plaids we’ve seen—I can picture it on a carpet in a dentist’s office—but that seam shows how fugly it becomes when applied to garments.

What Fug Hath Joined Together, Let Not Man Put Asunder

Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?

Abandoned by the God of Metro North.

(Scroll down for close-up of the footwear.)

Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me

Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me—Leggings and Boots

Ugly-Pants Poll! Plagues of Egypt

We take a break from our regularly scheduled Theme to wish all of our Red Sea Pedestrians a Happy Passover!

Plagues of Egypt
Who wore it better?

Exhibit A: Tut Tut

Plagues of Egypt, Exhibit A

 

Exhibit B: Cleoputra

Thanks to Phil for the photo.

Plagues of Egypt, Exhibit B

Scarlett O’Haira

Come now, and let us reason together, saith the Lord: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.
—Isaiah 1:18 (King James Version)

This one was marching up and down the street, praising Jesus or something. Her sins are multiple.

Scarlett O'Haira