I’m off for a week or so. I encourage you to relax, drink coffee, and contemplate this manbun until I return.
Being a beard is as close as she’s going to get to dating a man.
Thus we turn our faces to the Theme of the Week: Paisley and Brocade Patterns!
“There appears to be a trend here in Portland toward straight guys with beards wearing skirts,” writes Marty. “These are not kilts. They are skirts.”