Tag Archives: arrows

Ugly-Pants Alert! Geroniho

A stout and colorful figure, and our Specimen of the Week!


Ugly-Pants Alert! Point of No Return

The basic pattern is bad enough; did we really need the arrows pointing to her ass crack?

Point of No Return

Geometric Flotsam

Our newest subcategory of Flotsam will present geometric and abstract patterns. Entries one through ten are below. See other Flotsam here.

Geometric Flotsam 1

Geometric Flotsam 2

Geometric Flotsam 3

Geometric Flotsam 4

Geometric Flotsam 5

Geometric Flotsam 6

Geometric Flotsam 7

Geometric Flotsam 8

Geometric Flotsam 9

Geometric Flotsam 10

Ugly-Pants Alert! Crapple

The worst stuff on earth.


Grunge Match

“Did they get lost and not realize that they’re not in Seattle.”—Secondshade

No contest: these two Vedderites and their mom are our Specimens of the Week!

Grunge Match

A Stitch in Time Saves Nine

Too bad it couldn’t save her dignity.

A Stitch in Time Saves Nine

Ugly-Pants Alert! Fiesta Bowl

The look is certainly festive. Let us celebrate our Specimen of the Week.

Fiesta Bowl

Ugly-Pants Alert! He’s Funny How?

You mean funny like he’s a clown? He amuses you? He makes you laugh? He’s here to fuckin’ amuse you?

He's Funny How?