Tag Archives: aqua

Ugly-Pants Alert! Flagella

She should flagellate herself.


Acid Rain

She’d have to be on something.

Acid Rain

Ugly-Pants Alert! Your Top It Was Apricot

You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte.

Your Top It Was Apricot


She raped an Islamic art exhibition for the shorts. The pseudo-tartan of the shirt isn’t helping. I wonder how many more cultures she can offend.


Ugly-Pants Alert! Unlucky Star

Her ass has gone supernova.

Unlucky Star

Wicked Garden

No one wants to run through hers except this guy, perhaps.

Wicked Garden

Ugly-Pants Alert! Under the Rainbow

I didn’t know rainbows could shart.

Under the Rainbow

Ugly-Pants Alert! Chow Not-So-Fun

She’ll stab a bitch.

Chow Not-So-Fun