Tag Archives: aqua

Ugly-Pants Alert! HBO Called

It wants Khaleesi‘s wig back.

You may recall her from an earlier post. I found her both times in Trader Joe’s, recognizing her by the weave.

I’m sorry that I haven’t been posting much lately; I’ve just been too busy. I’ll continue with the Theme of two weeks ago: Splotches!

HBO Called

Ugly-Pants Alert! Help Point

I think it’s too late.

Thus we begin our Theme of the Week: Splotches!

Help Point

Ugly-Pants Alert! Hiked Up

Groceries are so expensive these days.

I wasn’t able to post much last week, so this week I’ll continue with the theme of Wardrobe Malfunctions.

Hiked Up

Modigliani’s Nightmare

Sadness in the Rain.

Modigliani's Nightmare

Ugly-Pants Alert! Wheels Spinnin’ around My Brain

Driving you insane.

This high roller—as in, you’d have to be high to buy these leggings—is our Color Abuser of the Week!

Wheels Spinnin' around My Brain

She’s a Little Verklempt

Talk amongst yourselves.

She's a Little Verklempt

Ugly-Pants Alert! You Can’t Judge a Book by Its Cover

But you can make a fairly accurate assumption.

You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover

Ugly-Pants Alert! In Flagrant Fields the Poppies Blow

Between the diamonds, row on row.

We break from our regularly scheduled Theme to wish our American readers a Happy Memorial Day.

In Flagrant Fields the Poppies Blow

Ugly-Pants Alert! Static Cling

In more ways than one.

This electrifying specimen jump-starts our Theme of the Week: Stripes!

Static Cling