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Ugly-Pants Alert! The IROC-Z28 Douchebird

Me: Is that a cardinal? I don’t think it’s a cardinal, but it doesn’t match any other bird I can find. Maybe I’ll just say it’s a cardinal.

Secondshade: No, don’t say it’s a cardinal. Say it’s the IROC-Z28 Douchebird.

Me: Why?

Secondshade: Because it looks like a Firebird.

The IROC-Z28 Douchebird

Late Bloomers

“Is she wearing granny panties on her head?”—Secondshade

Late Bloomers

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Cat’s Pajamas, Part II

“They may have been slightly fuzzy,” writes Phil. See Part I.

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Cat's Pajamas, Part II

Ugly-Pants Alert! Tomato, Tomahto

Let’s call the whole thing off.

This fruiting body is our Specimen of the Week! Thanks go to Beverly, who found her at Wegmans supermarket.

Tomato, Tomahto