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Ugly-Pants Alert! STERILIZE

When I was coming out of the port-o-potty (I know, but it was hot and I’d had a lot of water), these ladies asked to use some of my hand sanitizer. I should have extracted a promise that they’d sterilize these pants a la NOMAD.


Ugly-Pants Alert! When You’re Smileys

When you’re smileys,
The whole world laughs at you.

When You're Smileys

Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts the Ass in Blasphemy

And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon her horns ten crowns, and upon her heads the name of blasphemy.

—adapted from Revelation 13:1

She Puts the Ass in Blasphemy

Ugly-Pants Alert! Like It or Lump It

“That isn’t plaid so much as a Scottish tumor.”—Secondshade

Like It or Lump It