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Ugly-Pants Alert! Keep on Trukin’
Though where you’re going dressed like this is anyone’s guess.
Sartorial Sharknado in Reverse
No doubt you’ll remember the Sharknado jacket and the matching backpack. This predator wears his ferocity on the inside, but he’s no less formidable for that. Formidably stupid.
His Mind’s on His Money
And his money’s on his ass.
Ugly-Pants Alert! Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!
I surrender.
I think a border dispute is breaking out right on her ass crack. She is our Specimen of the Week!
Ugly-Pants Alert! STERILIZE
When I was coming out of the port-o-potty (I know, but it was hot and I’d had a lot of water), these ladies asked to use some of my hand sanitizer. I should have extracted a promise that they’d sterilize these pants a la NOMAD.
Ugly-Pants Alert! When You’re Smileys
When you’re smileys,
The whole world laughs at you.
Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts the Ass in Blasphemy
And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon her horns ten crowns, and upon her heads the name of blasphemy.
—adapted from Revelation 13:1
Ugly-Pants Alert! Like It or Lump It
“That isn’t plaid so much as a Scottish tumor.”—Secondshade
St. Patrick’s Day Bonus! He’ll Stumble 4 Ya
Let’s hope he stumbles into an oncoming car.
