These idiots. I took this photo in October.
The Canali model can’t even.
Right before they bake it, the best is yet to come.
They split it down the middle, and pour the butter on.
Suddenly I’m craving a Busch Beer.
Just an honest, nutty crunch.
The Big Red horror lasts right through it.
Your dismay goes on and on
While you view it.
Say goodbye a little longer.
Make it last a little longer.
Give your eyes long-lasting torture
With Big Red!
Wherever you go, whatever you do.
Wrigley’s Spearmint Gum!