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Ugly-Pants Alert! How Do You Spell Relief?

“It’s like she’s wearing Rolaids pants, because you need an antacid just to look at her.”—Secondshade

Note the cone-of-shame boots.

How Do You Spell Relief?

Ugly-Pants Alert! Easy, Breezy, Not So Beautiful

Cover Girl.

Easy, Breezy, Not So Beautiful

Hold Tight a Little Longer, Longer with Big Red

The Big Red horror lasts right through it.
Your dismay goes on and on
While you view it.
Say goodbye a little longer.
Make it last a little longer.
Give your eyes long-lasting torture
With Big Red!

We saw some nefarious color abusers this week, including Häggen-Daze II and the Orange-utan, but none has committed a crime as vile as this. Big Red is our Specimen of the Week!

Big Red