Tag Archives: 60s

Ugly-Pants Alert! Here’s the Story of a Fugly Lady

“It’s the assbaby of The Partridge Family and The Brady Bunch.”—Secondshade

Thus we groove into our Theme of the Week: Floral Patterns!

Here's the Story of a Fugly Lady

Crocodile Schlock

Suzie wore her dresses tight.

Crocodile Schlock

Ugly-Pants Alert! Ungrateful Dead

Sugar magnolia, blossoms blooming, head’s all empty, and I don’t care.

Ungrateful Dead

Over Bridge of Sighs, to Rest My Eyes in Shades of Green

Under dreaming spires,
To Itchycoo Park, that’s where I’ve been.

(Thanks go to Snapper for the photo.)

Over Bridge of Sighs, to Rest My Eyes in Shades of Green

Ugly-Pants Alert! Vomitorium

“Individually, every element is bad. Together they form a consortium of puke. Why is it that most people who wear muscle shirts have no muscles?”

Good question, Snapper. Thanks for submitting this specimen, who is our Color Abuser of the Week!

Vomitorium 1 Vomitorium 2

Does She Make You Horny?

“Looks like something Austin Powers just fucked.”
—Secondshade

Does She Make You Horny?

Ugly-Pants Alert! Phallic Smurf

“Why, yes, it is my intention to look like a giant, psychedelic Smurf penis. Thank you for noticing.”

Phallic Smurf