Category Archives: Wavy Lines and Zigzags

The Seventh Day of Fugmas: Tonight She’s Gonna Party Like It’s $19.99

She got robbed.

Tonight She's Gonna Party Like It's $19.99

The Fifth Day of Fugmas: White Christmas

“At least she’s coordinated. I don’t know what she’s coordinated for. Is it some festive white-bitch thing?”—Secondshade

White Christmas

The Third Day of Fugmas: Each Little Hoof

Your boots are uneven, dear.

Each Little Hoof

The First Day of Fugmas: Fairytale of New York

Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing.
We kissed on a corner,
Then danced through the night.

 Fairytale of New York

The First Day of Fugmas: Strings of Streetlights

Even bad tights
Blink a bright red and green,
As the tourists rush home with their photos.

Can you believe we’re celebrating our third Fugmas? Time flies. I wish these two would. The Twelve Days of Fugmas go through January 5.

Strings of Streetlights

It Takes Diff’rent Strokes to Move the World

Yes, it does.

It Takes Diff'rent Strokes to Move the World

Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts the Ho in Navajo

She lies like a rug.

She Puts the Ho in Navajo

Ugly-Pants Poll! Dippy Tipis

Dippy Tipis
Who wore it worse?

Exhibit A: Bent Tents

Dippy Tipis, Exhibit A


Exhibit B: Dodgy Lodges

Dippy Tipis, Exhibit B

Mental Blocks

“What is this, Tetris bitch?”—Secondshade

Mental Blocks

Ugly-Pants Alert! Horny Smurf

He’s leering at her ass.

Giving new meaning to the term “rear-view mirror,” this woman is our Specimen of the Week!

Horny Smurf