Category Archives: Wavy Lines and Zigzags

Ugly-Pants Alert! Hiked Up

Groceries are so expensive these days.

I wasn’t able to post much last week, so this week I’ll continue with the theme of Wardrobe Malfunctions.

Hiked Up

Ugly-Pants Alert! You Can’t Judge a Book by Its Cover

But you can make a fairly accurate assumption.

You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover

Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts on Her Rouge, Her Talents Are Huge

“She’s a one-woman Meet the Feebles.”—Secondshade

This mistress of puppets is our Specimen of the Week!

She Puts on Her Rouge, Her Talents Are Huge

Ugly-Pants Alert! Watermelon Mojito

But neither sweet nor refreshing.

Watermelon Mojito

Ugly-Pants Alert! In Flagrant Fields the Poppies Blow

Between the diamonds, row on row.

We break from our regularly scheduled Theme to wish our American readers a Happy Memorial Day.

In Flagrant Fields the Poppies Blow

Ugly-Pants Alert! In High Gear

And knee-deep in her own bullshit.

In High Gear

The Tenth Day of Fugmas: The Muppets Rape Christmas

“It’s the assbaby of Rowlf from the Muppets, Sally Kellerman, and Courtney Love.”—Secondshade

The Muppets Rape Christmas

The Ninth Day of Fugmas: O Come All Ye Fake Blondes

Mindless and pretentious.
O come ye, o come ye to SantaCon.

O Come All Ye Fake Blondes