Category Archives: Specimen of the Week

She’s a Super Freak, Super Freak

She’s super freaky, yow.

This very special girl is our Specimen of the Week!

She's a Super Freak, Super Freak

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Cow Is Free

But no one wants the milk.

This udderly appalling creature is our Specimen of the Week!

The Cow Is Free

Does She Nazi the Problem?

Red bootlaces are sometimes associated with neo-Nazi and skinhead movements. Urban dictionary says that they are:

Color coded shoelaces used by the skinhead movement. Signifies that the skinhead has committed [sic] a violent act against whoever the heck it is skinheads hate these days.

Forum participants on that bastion of critical thought, Stormfront.org [warning: racist “white-pride” site], have remarked:

I’ve always heard red means you’ve “spilled blood” usually by fighting someone or attacking someone but necessarily killing anyone.

Boot laces were usually in support of your soccer team.… It did end up crossing over. I always hear:… Red: Honor the blood spilt to preserve the race.

The color [Red] shoelaces/suspenders means/symbolizes our “Blood” or “Race” with equally meaning in Paganism as well Christianity and both Pagan and Christian scriptures.… So when Skinheads … use Red and White shoelaces and or suspenders it means (The purity of the blood of our White race and people).

Growing up in the San Fransico [sic] bay area durring [sic] the early 80’s … [r]ed laces on oxblood Doc’s meant neo-nazi gang member.

I’m not suggesting that this woman is a neo-Nazi, skinhead, or anything like that. I don’t even remember what race she is. (If I had to guess I’d say white, not because she’s a racist, but because white hipsters are usually the ones who wear stupid shit like this.) However, she might want to explore the history of the red bootlace and alter her boots accordingly.

In any case, she is our Footwear Felon of the Week!

Does She Nazi the Problem?

She’s Not in the Mood to Be Stared At

She said nothing about being photographed. (Scroll down for rear view.)

Her sign is disingenuous: surely she’s dressing like that to be noticed. How could she expect not to be? And if she’s as anti-establishment as her outfit suggests, shouldn’t she be growing her own ingredients and making her own pesto quinoa rather than supporting a massive global company like Aldi, owner of Trader Joe’s?

That sounds good, pesto quinoa. I’ve got to get Secondshade on that. Enjoy the Specimen of the Week. She might be Specimen of the Year; she’s certainly one of the best I’ve ever found. What do you think?

She's Not in the Mood to Be Stared At 1

She's Not in the Mood to Be Stared At 1

Ugly-Pants Alert! Dressed to the Teeth

Literally.

This toothy, but not toothsome, woman is our Specimen of the Week!

Dressed to the Teeth

 

Ugly-Pants Alert! Geroniho

A stout and colorful figure, and our Specimen of the Week!

Geroniho

It’s a Mad, Bad, Sad, Plaid World

Especially at Whole Foods.

I hope she goes back on her meds soon. For now she’s our Specimen of the Week!

It's a Mad, Bad, Sad, Plaid World

She Puts the Cray in Crayola

“She looks like a Crayola box gangbang.”—Secondshade

She’s our Specimen of the Week!

She Puts the Cray in Crayon

A Wild Hair up Her Ass

Actually, many.

Whatever look she’s going for, she’s our Specimen of the Week!

A Wild Hair up Her Ass