Category Archives: Specimen of the Week

Have Thong—Will Travel

“Her ass looks like it’s sinking to mid-thigh. And of course she’s got a scooter. A cooter scooter.”—Secondshade

Scroll down to see the scooter. This panty paladin is our Specimen of the Week!

Have Thong—Will Travel 1

Have Thong—Will Travel 2

Ugly-Pants Alert! Jesus, Take the Wheel

Before she goes completely around the bend.

Fittingly, I found her at the ferry terminal. She’s our Specimen of the Week!

Jesus, Take the Wheel

Ugly-Pants Alert! Wheels Spinnin’ around My Brain

Driving you insane.

This high roller—as in, you’d have to be high to buy these leggings—is our Color Abuser of the Week!

Wheels Spinnin' around My Brain

On the Boats and on the Planes

They’re coming to America.

These intrepid travelers are our Specimens of the Week! They also open our Independence Day celebration, which will run through Monday evening.

On the Boats and on the Planes

Backyard Games

I love it when a post writes itself. Thanks go to Annie B. for spotting this gamester, who is our Specimen of the Week!

Backyard Games

Ugly-Pants Alert! Perky Jerky

Not so perky, but definitely jerky.

This quirky shopper is our Specimen of the Week!

Perky Jerky

Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts on Her Rouge, Her Talents Are Huge

“She’s a one-woman Meet the Feebles.”—Secondshade

This mistress of puppets is our Specimen of the Week!

She Puts on Her Rouge, Her Talents Are Huge

Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts the Booty in Boteh

It was a tough choice among several qualified candidates, but this one best exemplifies the horrors to which paisley (boteh) can be put. She is our Specimen of the Week!

She Puts the Booty in Boteh

Ugly-Pants Alert! Tomato, Tomahto

Let’s call the whole thing off.

This fruiting body is our Specimen of the Week! Thanks go to Beverly, who found her at Wegmans supermarket.

Tomato, Tomahto