Category Archives: Reader Submissions

Barnes & Noble Savage

“I see more atrocious outfits here in the lap of rich white hipsterville than almost anywhere,” writes Ashley, who found this specimen in the Barnes & Noble café.

Barnes & Noble Savage

No Size Fits All

“I found this at Old Navy,” writes Ashley. “I don’t know what the hell to call it, but they have the nerve to want $50 for it! This particular one was an extra large, but the one behind it was an extra small and I couldn’t tell the difference.”

No Size Fits All

Ugly-Pants Alert! Checking Out

I think she did a long time ago.

Thanks go to Ashley for the photo.

Checking Out

Ugly-Pants Alert! A Ho by Any Other Name

Would smell as stank.

Thanks go to Phil for the photo, title, and caption.

A Ho by Any Other Name

The Thinker

She should have thought a little more about her outfit before she left the house.

Thanks go to Linda, Ashley’s mom, who found this specimen at Costco.

The Thinker

Dinner and a Show

“It appears that her ass is eating her shorts,” writes Ashley. “I can hear the sucking noise from here.”

Happy Valentine’s Day. Whatever your plans or lack thereof, I hope you still have an appetite.

Dinner and a Show

Ugly-Pants Alert! Has She Stayed Too Long at the Fair?

Yup.

Thanks go to Phil for the photo.

Has She Stayed Too Long at the Fair?

Oxford Blue

“A Walmart specimen,” writes Kristina. “I have not lost hope, because he was purchasing an Oxford dress shirt.”

This bargain hunter introduces our Theme of the Week: Socks and Leg Warmers!

Oxford Blue

Not-So-Hot Tamale, Part III

Ashley notes that these are two-toned stockings and that they have a bear design on the front. I think we can all be glad that we’ve been spared the front view.

In honor of the third specimen from the Tamale Kitchen, I’ve made Not-So-Hot Tamale a category!

Not-So-Hot Tamale, Part III