Category Archives: Paisley and Ornamental Patterns

Ugly-Pants Alert! Pearl Necklaces

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Pearl Necklaces

Acid Rain

She’d have to be on something.

Acid Rain

Ugly-Pants Alert! Your Top It Was Apricot

You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte.

Your Top It Was Apricot

Ugly-Pants Alert! Bandanarama, Part III

An ass is a terrible thing to waste.

Bandanarama is now its own category!

Bandanarama, Part III

Ketchup and Mustard

But unpalatable for all that.

Ketchup and Mustard