Category Archives: I’m Going to Hell

Ugly-Pants Alert! Too Many Chiefs and Not Enough Indians

At least I think those are headdresses. Maybe they’re the gaping mouths of hell.

Too Many Chiefs and Not Enough Indians

Wackfoot Indian

A little-known but very obnoxious tribe.

Wackfoot Indian

Sweating for Christ

Happy Easter.

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Sweating for Christ 1

Sweating for Christ 2

Ugly-Pants Alert! Bad Blood

“What is that, menstrual camouflage? Menstruflage?”—Secondshade

Bad Blood

The Eleventh Day of Fugmas: Every Time a Bell Rings

A hipster gets her wings.

Every Time a Bell Rings

The Tenth Day of Fugmas: The Muppets Rape Christmas

“It’s the assbaby of Rowlf from the Muppets, Sally Kellerman, and Courtney Love.”—Secondshade

The Muppets Rape Christmas

Mammas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Hosebeasts

‘Cause they’ll never stay home and they’ll always be hoes.

Mammas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Hosebeasts