Category Archives: Twelve Days of Fugmas

The Twelfth Day of Fugmas: Oh, Ho, the Cameltoe

Hung where you can see.

I hope you’ve had a holly jolly Fugmas. While several of our entrants had uglier outfits, I felt that with her skankiness—her shirt read, “Drinks well with others”—this woman earned pride of place in our collection (scroll down to see rear view). It’s always sad to see the end of the season, but take heart: I’m already gathering specimens for next Fugmas!

We return to our regular rotation of Themes tomorrow.

Oh, Ho, the Cameltoe 1

Oh, Ho, the Cameltoe 2

The Eleventh Day of Fugmas: Every Time a Bell Rings

A hipster gets her wings.

Every Time a Bell Rings

The Eleventh Day of Fugmas: Gadzooks! The Bumble Snowmonster of the North Strikes Again

We’ll have to outwit the fiend with our superior intelligence.

Gadzooks! The Bumble Snowmonster of the North Strikes Again

The Tenth Day of Fugmas: Another Elf on the Shelf

“The skirt was shiny silver with glittery black,” reports Ashley. What is it about produce that attracts these elves? See our previous entry.

 The Elf on the Shelf, Part II

The Tenth Day of Fugmas: The Muppets Rape Christmas

“It’s the assbaby of Rowlf from the Muppets, Sally Kellerman, and Courtney Love.”—Secondshade

The Muppets Rape Christmas

The Ninth Day of Fugmas: O Come All Ye Fake Blondes

Mindless and pretentious.
O come ye, o come ye to SantaCon.

O Come All Ye Fake Blondes

The Eighth Day of Fugmas: Auld Lang Sin

Happy New Year.

Auld Lang Sin