Category Archives: Summer Floral

Late Bloomers

“Is she wearing granny panties on her head?”—Secondshade

Late Bloomers

Ugly-Pants Alert! She’ll Never Be Your Beast of Burden

Her back is broad, but it’s a’ hurtin.

She'll Never Be Your Beast of Burden

Ketchup and Mustard

But unpalatable for all that.

Ketchup and Mustard

The Middle Ground between Light and Shadow

If The Twilight Zone were an outfit.

The Middle Ground between Light and Shadow

She’s a Super Freak, Super Freak

She’s super freaky, yow.

This very special girl is our Specimen of the Week!

She's a Super Freak, Super Freak

Ugly-Pants Alert! Karma Is a Bitch

If these horrendous interpretations of the wheel of life are any indication.

 Karma Is a Bitch

Ugly-Pants Alert! Hot Town, Summer in the City

Back of her pants looking gaudy and shitty.

Hot Town, Summer in the City

Ugly-Pants Alert! Hey, Boy Blue Is Back

And he’s brought his girlfriend.

Hey, Boy Blue Is Black