Category Archives: Floral Patterns

Ugly-Pants Alert! Help Point

I think it’s too late.

Thus we begin our Theme of the Week: Splotches!

Help Point

Modigliani’s Nightmare

Sadness in the Rain.

Modigliani's Nightmare

Tiny … Surgery

“I’d like to take her … her face … OFF.”

Tiny … Surgery

Ugly-Pants Alert! The IROC-Z28 Douchebird

Me: Is that a cardinal? I don’t think it’s a cardinal, but it doesn’t match any other bird I can find. Maybe I’ll just say it’s a cardinal.

Secondshade: No, don’t say it’s a cardinal. Say it’s the IROC-Z28 Douchebird.

Me: Why?

Secondshade: Because it looks like a Firebird.

The IROC-Z28 Douchebird

Beaming with Pride

We postpone the start of our Theme of the Week to wish our LGBT readers a happy Pride!

Beaming with Pride

Ugly-Pants Alert! Shiny Happy Person

Put it in the ground where the flowers grow.

Shiny Happy Person

Late Bloomers

“Is she wearing granny panties on her head?”—Secondshade

Late Bloomers