Category Archives: Socks and Leg Warmers

Beaming with Pride

We postpone the start of our Theme of the Week to wish our LGBT readers a happy Pride!

Beaming with Pride

It Shouldn’t Happen to a Dog

Hungarian sheepdogs should not be turned into clothing.

With this shaggy-dog story, we open our Theme of the Week: Animal Print and Fur!

It Shouldn't Happen to a Dog


She raped an Islamic art exhibition for the shorts. The pseudo-tartan of the shirt isn’t helping. I wonder how many more cultures she can offend.


Ugly-Pants Alert! We Would Shout and Swim About

The coral that lies beneath the waves.

We Would Shout and Swim About

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Cow Is Free

But no one wants the milk.

This udderly appalling creature is our Specimen of the Week!

The Cow Is Free