Category Archives: Clashing Patterns

Ugly-Pants Alert! The IROC-Z28 Douchebird

Me: Is that a cardinal? I don’t think it’s a cardinal, but it doesn’t match any other bird I can find. Maybe I’ll just say it’s a cardinal.

Secondshade: No, don’t say it’s a cardinal. Say it’s the IROC-Z28 Douchebird.

Me: Why?

Secondshade: Because it looks like a Firebird.

The IROC-Z28 Douchebird

Ugly-Pants Alert! Don’t Push Her Buttons

Things could get even worse.

Don't Push Her Buttons

Ugly-Pants Alert! Rough Cut

“Are they filming something? Yes, they’re filming, because no one would look that bad on purpose.”—Secondshade

Rough Cut

I Heard It in the Wind, and I Saw It in the Sky

I thought it was the end.
I thought it was the Fourth of July.

Thanks go to Ashley, who found this apocalyptic figure on April 15. Tomorrow we resume our normal round of Themes.

I Heard It in the Wind, and I Saw It in the Sky

On the Boats and on the Planes

They’re coming to America.

These intrepid travelers are our Specimens of the Week! They also open our Independence Day celebration, which will run through Monday evening.

On the Boats and on the Planes

Fluff Piece

I would have let her go, but the gloves are too precious.

Fluff Piece