Let’s call the whole thing off.
This fruiting body is our Specimen of the Week! Thanks go to Beverly, who found her at Wegmans supermarket.
They’d ask me what the hell is going on.
If you’re going to spend several thousand dollars for the privilege of wearing bits of dead animals, at least buy something that’s tasteful.
I’m not even getting into the immorality of buying fur; most of my readers know how I feel about it.
“Someone make sure Rowlf the Muppet is ok.”—Secondshade
In her future I see a lot of money coming from strange men.
She looks like a giant pipe cleaner.
I wonder if she’s gotten her eye job.
See the first sighting.