Category Archives: Animal Print and Fur

Ugly-Pants Alert! The IROC-Z28 Douchebird

Me: Is that a cardinal? I don’t think it’s a cardinal, but it doesn’t match any other bird I can find. Maybe I’ll just say it’s a cardinal.

Secondshade: No, don’t say it’s a cardinal. Say it’s the IROC-Z28 Douchebird.

Me: Why?

Secondshade: Because it looks like a Firebird.

The IROC-Z28 Douchebird

Late Bloomers

“Is she wearing granny panties on her head?”—Secondshade

Late Bloomers

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Cat’s Pajamas, Part II

“They may have been slightly fuzzy,” writes Phil. See Part I.

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Cat's Pajamas, Part II