Monthly Archives: May 2016

Ugly-Pants Alert! Watermelon Mojito

But neither sweet nor refreshing.

Watermelon Mojito

Ugly-Pants Alert! In Flagrant Fields the Poppies Blow

Between the diamonds, row on row.

We break from our regularly scheduled Theme to wish our American readers a Happy Memorial Day.

In Flagrant Fields the Poppies Blow

Earning Her Stripes, Part II

This woman is more classily dressed than our PMS whore, but her tights are no less ugly for that.

Earning Her Stripes, Part II

Ugly-Pants Alert! Static Cling

In more ways than one.

This electrifying specimen jump-starts our Theme of the Week: Stripes!

Static Cling

Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts the Booty in Boteh

It was a tough choice among several qualified candidates, but this one best exemplifies the horrors to which paisley (boteh) can be put. She is our Specimen of the Week!

She Puts the Booty in Boteh

Ugly-Pants Alert! Flagella

She should flagellate herself.

Flagella

Ugly-Pants Alert! Pearl Necklaces

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Pearl Necklaces