Monthly Archives: April 2015

Plastic Ono She Didn’t

I had shoes like these … when I was eight and would run around under the sprinkler in the yard.

Plastic Bomb

Footwear Flotsam, Part III—Feline Edition

Entries 21 through 25 in our Footwear Flotsam category display leopard-print boots. See more Flotsam here.

Footwear Flotsam 21

Footwear Flotsam 22

Footwear Flotsam 23

Footwear Flotsam 24

Footwear Flotsam 25

Coyote Fugly

“Did you notice the howling coyotes?” asks Wendy. “Damn hipsters. This is why we can’t have nice things.” She notes that the shoes run from $450 to $600 a pair.

I like the composition of the photo, though.

Coyote Fugly

Footwear Flotsam, Part II—Sneaker Edition

Entries 11 through 20 in our Footwear Flotsam category feature ugly sneakers or inappropriate uses of sneakers. See more Flotsam here.

Footwear Flotsam 11

Footwear Flotsam 12

Footwear Flotsam 13

Footwear Flotsam 14

Footwear Flotsam 15

Footwear Flotsam 16

Footwear Flotsam 17

Footwear Flotsam 18

Footwear Flotsam 19

Footwear Flotsam 20

Ugly-Pants Alert! Cat Got Your Goat?

The sneaker boots, or whatever they’re called, that have become trendy give the foot an ugly, hoof-like shape. This specimen, who looks like she should be out climbing the Rockies, kicks off our Theme of the Week: Felonious Footwear!

Cat Got Your Goat?