Monthly Archives: January 2015

Ugly-Pants Alert! When Home Ec Teachers Snap

The photo and the title of this post come to us from Snapper. We had some superb efforts in clashing patterns this week, including Tiger Lily and Pick Me a Winner, but this entry out-clashes them all. She is our Specimen of the Week!

When Home Ec Teachers Snap

Pick Me a Winner

On second thought, don’t.

Pick Me a Winner

Ugly-Pants Alert! Tiger Lily

Neither fierce nor beautiful. Discuss.

Tiger Lily

Crocodile Schlock

Suzie wore her dresses tight.

Crocodile Schlock

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Human Equivalent of Chamomile Tea

I don’t know. This outfit just makes me want to jump under the covers and sleep.

The Human Equivalent of Chamomile Tea

Girl, He’s Just a Jeepster for Your Love

I thought Marc Bolan was dead.

Girl, He's Just a Jeepster for Your Love

Ugly-Pants Alert! Ungrateful Dead

Sugar magnolia, blossoms blooming, head’s all empty, and I don’t care.

Ungrateful Dead

Colonel Mustard

Doesn’t have a clue. (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)

Note the epaulette.

Colonel Mustard