Monthly Archives: September 2014

Ugly-Pants Alert! Say Their Names, Say Their Names

Destiny’s Stepchild.

Say Their Names, Say Their Names

Ugly-Pants Alert! Classic Udon Bowl of Fail

Now with more shit-ake mushrooms.

Classic Udon Bowl of Fail

The Calves of the Red Death

There are chords in the hearts of the most reckless which cannot be touched without emotion. Even with the utterly lost, to whom life and death are equally jests, there are matters of which no jest can be made. The whole company, indeed, seemed now deeply to feel that in the costume and bearing of the stranger neither wit nor propriety existed.

—”The Masque of the Red Death,” Edgar Allan Poe (1842)

The Calves of the Red Death

Ugly-Pants Alert! Backyard, Front Yard, or the Park

Play with it ’til it gets dark.

Our own Cookie Fleck (née Googleman) unleashes the Theme of the Week:  Paisley and Brocade Patterns!

Backyard, Front Yard, or the Park

Ugly-Pants Alert! Blow-Out Sale

“It looks like she bought her dignity at the same stand.”— Secondshade

Blow-Out Sale