I lift my lampshade above the fugly boots!
Monthly Archives: July 2014
Ugly-Pants Alert! MACular Degeneration
She was getting tarted up at the MAC makeup counter.
Ugly-Pants Alert! Cones of Shame, Part II
Blueberry with chocolate-vanilla swirl. Check out Part I here.
Ooh, Jackie Blue
Lives her life from inside of her boots.
I Saw You Posing in the Rain
You were wearing Uggs and I’ll never be the same.
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eXecrable
Livin’ Free in Harmony and Majesty
“Grizzly Adams pimp boots.”—Secondshade
Best in Show
What do you want? What do you want more than anything else in the world? You want the big blue ribbon? Uh huh, that’s what you want. You want red? No, you don’t want red. You want yellow? No, you don’t want yellow. You wanna go home with the blue. What do you see in front of me? What do you see in front of me? You see a big blue ribbon. It’s right here in front of me. You want it, you come and you grab it. You get it. You get that ribbon!
—Hamilton Swan, Best in Show
Cry ‘Havoc’
And let slip the clogs of fug.
An Unclear Distinction
“At least they’re not clear heels.”—Secondshade
Thus we segue from last week’s Theme, Pimps and Hoes, to this week’s: Felonious Footwear!