I think I know enough of fug
To say that for pretension ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
—adapted from “Fire and Ice” by Robert Frost
Ugly-Pants Alert! Roberta Frost
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Monthly Archives: April 2014
Smoke on the Leggings
Dun dun dun.
Dun dun DUN dun.
Dun dun dun.
DUN dun.
Ugly-Pants Poll! Versailles Called, Part II
Exhibit A: It Said to Keep the Wallpaper
You’ll remember her from a previous post.
Exhibit B: And the Settee
Ugly-Pants Alert! Phallic Smurf
“Why, yes, it is my intention to look like a giant, psychedelic Smurf penis. Thank you for noticing.”
Ugly-Pants Alert! Heaving on a Jet Plane
Snapper found this at the airport. I understand the need to dress for comfort while traveling, but pants that are redolent of the contents of a barf bag help no one.
Ugly-Pants Alert! Out on the Tiles
Tesserae is one of my favorite video games.
Ugly-Pants Alert! Cosmetic Defect
“Those pants have ‘old Avon lady’ written all over them.”—Secondshade
This Is Your Brain on Drugs
Any questions?
This specimen—discovered by Ashley and her awesome sidekick Aidan at the pharmacy—kicks off our Theme of the Week: Paisley and Brocade Patterns!
Parental Advisory: Explicit Shitstain
Me: Is he some kind of gang member?
Secondshade: No. He’s an asshole.
The New Low fought the good fight, but this turd better exemplifies this week’s camo theme. He’s our Specimen of the Week!
Ugly-Pants Alert! A New Low
Literally.
