Monthly Archives: December 2013

The Seventh Day of Fugmas: Do You See What I See?

A fool, a fool, wearing plaid capris,
With a man purse down by his knees,
With a man purse down by his knees.

A Fool, a Fool, Wearing Plaid Capris

The Sixth Day of Fugmas: And Then, in a Twinkling

I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

(And yes, those are shorts.)

Each Little Hoof

The Sixth Day of Fugmas: Plaid Tidings We Bring

Plaid Tidings We Bring
Who wore it better?

Exhibit A: Now Bring Us Some Uggy Pudding

Plaid Tidings, Exhibit A

 

Exhibit B: We Won’t Go until We’ve Got Some

Plaid Tidings, Exhibit B

The Fifth Day of Fugmas: Vile Golden Boots

(Although it’s Sunday, I’m not starting a new Theme, as we’re in the midst of the Twelve Days of Fugmas.)

Here’s the latest in footwear for the sassy Elf on the Shelf … (scroll down)

Vile Golden Boots 1

and for vacationers on the Moon.

Vile Golden Boots 2

The Fourth Day of Fugmas: The Sturdy Kind That Doesn’t Mind the Snow

I was disappointed to capture only one specimen during SantaCon. I guess the bad weather kept a lot of the frolicking douchebags indoors. This one didn’t have the sense to dress for the snow. Scroll down for a close-up of her candy ass.

The Sturdy Kind That Doesn't Mind the Snow

The Sturdy Kind That Doesn't Mind the Snow, Close-Up

The Fourth Day of Fugmas: All the Way Home He’ll Be Warm

“I didn’t know Pendleton made hood-rat jackets.”—Secondshade

Is that a reindeer in the central panel? A moose? Scroll down.

Pendleton Hood-Rat Jacket

Pendleton Hood-Rat Jacket, Close-up

The Third Day of Fugmas: The Elf on the Shelf

Don’t touch the Elf on the Shelf or she’ll lose her Christmas magic—and you’ll catch scabies from that fur. (I can’t tell whether the fur piece is a separate vest or part of the jacket.)

The Elf on the Shelf

The Third Day of Fugmas: How the Hipster Stole Christmas

And she chuckled, and clucked, “What a great Hipster trick!
“With this coat and this hat, I look just like a dick!”

(With apologies to Dr. Seuss.)

Scroll down for close-up of the hat.

How the Hipster Stole Christmas

How the Hipster Stole Christmas, Close-up